How To Become A Meaner Person

Hello, everybody! Do you see the picture above this text. In that picture is an eight year-old boy named Winston. Winston likes ice cream, baseball, and coloring.

A few days ago, Winston decided that he was being too nice, and that people that are mean are generally more cool. Winston tried to be mean, but he did not know how. So he contacted me. I will now show Winston, and you if you want to become meaner, 10 EASY STEPS ON HOW TO BE MEANER.

Here are the steps! Follow them and you'll be really mean!

• Insult Everybody You Encounter

The first thing that pops into someone's mind when you insult them is that you are mean. Perfect, just what you want! Insults rule!

• Swear
  

Swearing automatically has a negative connotation for everybody. You should be saying every swear word in the book. TIP - Swear at your close relatives.

• Push Down Senior Citizens In The Street

They are slow anyway. They do not serve a purpose. Push them over and stomp on them mercilessly. This is also good for a laugh here and then.

• Ignore People

When people either tell you something or ask you a question, don't respond or react.  Act like they had never spoken.  Do not obey their orders, either.  This will stress them out greatly.

• Harass Little Children

After a school day, stand a block away from the school.  When the school day ends and the little children start to walk home, that's when your chance to attack is.  Harass them physically and mentally.  Spit on them and call them names.  Laugh at them.  Throw rocks at them.  Just watch out for their parents or the police.

• Be Cruel To Animals

Many animals, such as mosquitoes, don't serve a good purpose to humans on this planet.  Be as cruel as possible.  Be creative.   I must advise you not to commit any sexual acts with them.  Believe me, I've tried.

• Try To Convince People God Doesn't Exist

People usually hate it when others attack their beliefs.  Lots of people you'll meet in this country believe in the Bible and the teachings of Jesus.  Explain to them why God and Jesus do not exist and how messed up they are for believing that crap.

• Drive Slowly On A Busy Street

This is a swell way to piss off lots of people.  Get on a busy in street in your car and go about twenty-five miles-per-hour under the speed limit.  On a busy street, people are driving fast to get to their destination as quickly as possible.  Driving slowly in front of them will only irritate and pester them. 

• Smoke In Public

Most people hate smoke.  It makes their eyes watery and they cough a lot.  Whip out a pack of Marlboros and smoke it up.  Do it in a well populated place, such as a city sidewalk or inside a sports arena. 

• Give Homeless People Counterfeit Money

This is one of my favorites!  These hobos are desperate for some nice green cash.  Nothing would make them more mad then to be rejected at the checkout of Wal-Mart with a cart full of candy bars and canned food.  Make your counterfeit money wisely, do not make any mistakes.  You don't want them to notice the counterfeit cash when you hand it to them.

There you have it!  10 ways to become a meaner person.  I hope you liked it! 

I do not encourage or suggest you commit any of the acts described in this hub.  Some are illegal and disgusting.  DO NOT COMMIT THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE!